Paid advertising placement · est. 2026
A VOSE84 product
“What you seek is seeking you.”
Why this exists
2,500+
VCs, angels, and operators watch this board. Together they represent $1.2B+.
These are the people writing the checks. BUMBUM is how you get in front of them before someone else does.
BUMBUM exists to put startups and small businesses in front of the people who matter — customers, early adopters, and the investors looking for the next thing to back.
There’s an old story
- 01
Devotion
A wealthy man came to his teacher and offered a large sum of money, out of devotion. The teacher said, “Keep it. I’ll tell you when to give it.”
- 02
Patience
Months later, a father came asking for a blessing — his daughter was getting married, and he needed money.
- 03
The call
The teacher turned to the first man and said, “Give it to him.”
BUMBUM is that board.
Put your name on it. When they're looking, be there. No introductions. No gatekeeping. Just a public place where founders and small business owners can market themselves.
By the numbers
Real money. Real ranks.
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Bid across the board
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Bids placed
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Bidders
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Clicks earned
How it works
Three steps to the top.
Submit or find your listing
Add your product URL or X handle. If it's already on the board, place a bid directly.
Bid to climb
Every dollar you bid adds to your total. Bid more than the current #1 (+$1) to take the top spot.
Rank, earn clicks, repeat
Your rank is public. Higher ranks earn more clicks from visitors browsing the leaderboard.
Rules & pricing
Simple. Public. Honest.
To take #1
$1+
First bid claims #1. After that, outbid the current leader by at least $1.
Minimum bid
$1
Any amount lands you at whatever rank that bid can take. Bids never expire — they add to your listing's cumulative total.
Payments
Dodo
One-time card payment via Dodo Payments, the merchant of record. Charges appear as “Dodo × BUMBUM.” No subscriptions. No refunds — the leaderboard is final.
Allowed
- Product websites
- X (@handle) profiles
- Startup landing pages
Not allowed
- Chat / invite links (Telegram, Discord, WhatsApp)
- URL shorteners or tracking links
- Affiliate URLs
- NSFW content
Read the full rules before you bid.
Ranking, pricing, allowed content, refunds, fair play.
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